Hi, I'm Egg Shen and welcome to my online store. As a result of Covid 19 (likely caused by that rat, David Lo Pan) no tourists come to ChinaTown! No more money in Egg Foo Yong Tours.
Some San Franciso youth suggested I make a site which pulls the best Big Trouble in Little China Merchandise from around the world on this site. And somehow Egg benefits. I'm not sure how? Sounds like Dark Magic to Egg.